I think they do and deservedly so (i am not purposely trying to offend all small ones the world over, but it is what it is). You haven’t really had exhausting sex, until you have sex with a small penis. I remember the first time I had sex with a small penis. The reason why I remember it so well was cause instead of getting that nice big rush from the first thrust, I actually felt nothing. It felt like a small hard pencil without the point. I thought that maybe he was trying to titilate me with just using the head of the penis, or even maybe he was trying to be coy. But, I realized I was wrong on both accounts when he started to go back and forth and made some groans.

So, as I started to plan out my grocery list in my head, I used the other side of my brain to say the customary groans at the right place. It was so hard to not to scream out apples and a pound of mince meat at the same time.

When I finished with my grocery list, I went on to the fact that I should of picked up that blouse that was on sale for 25% off or should I wait a couple of more weeks and maybe then it will go for 50% off. And then when that was finished. I said to myself-“that’s what I get for sleeping with this guy too soon.”

I should have at least checked out his credentials. And by checking his credentials I mean-fooling around in his car or on the sofa to check his member out. At least, then I wouldn’t be soo surprised. I mean I’ve had an uncircumcised one, a long one, a thick one, but honey, a small one is in a category all in itself.

I even struggled with the fact that maybe my vagina was too big for a small one, or too wet. But, I thought of all the medium penises I’ve had and I felt them all in me and it was quite nice actually. So here I lay sexing a smuf. I thought that maybe we wouldn’t even have a relationship together and I will be done with ity bity penis and on to my next bigger challenge. But, it was not going to happen.

I actually dated this small penis for another 5 years.

As time went on, I felt that my vagina started to accommodate this new lodger. My vagina definitely started to feel smaller; tighter even. But, inside my head, I longed for that longer and thicker penis. It was an emotional struggle that I wouldn’t wish upon not even my closest enemy. I know you are laughing at me, but trust me, he was so nice (at the time) and the penis was so small (a little longer than my middle finger, if that).

I took time out to contemplate whether I should break up with him or should I tell him and hope that he would understand. Instead I copped out. I couldn’t have the heart to let him know that his nee little willy was not doing it for me. So I decided to try other methods for pleasing myself. At first I tried girl on top, but that did not work cause his dick just couldn’t stretch that far up. Then I tried dick behind the ass, doggy[style, but then my scrumptious but was always in the way. And when he got too excited he kept on drawing his penis out every other moment. Then I tried to side saddle, but as he spooned me it my ass was still in the way. Then I tried on the chair (too high), on an ottoman (too low), on the window sill (too much drama), on the floor (damn those carpet burns).

Maybe if I gave up having sex with him, he wouldn’t even notice, but noticed he did.

“what’s wrong, baby?”

“nothing,” I said. I have an itch that your manhood just can’t scratch. But, I didn’t have the balls to tell him. So, I went somewhere else at times.

Maybe I was been to hard on myself, I mean, I love a big dick, what can I say. When we did get together, it was nice. Saturday- cartoon- kind- of- smurf nice. But, in the end as I laid beside my new big ting on the side, I realized that I missed my small dicked man. I missed the conversation and the fact that this someone was truly there for me. And some how I didn’t trust big dicked man cause chile, I felt that when we walked together he was throwing his dick out to each girl who walked past us like his dick was a flytrap and the girls were the mosquito.

So I decided to go back to my little dicked man. Cause sometimes it is not about the sex, but about the intimate jokes you share, the looks across a candlelight dinner and the midnight run to the local mickie dees just for an vanilla ice cream.

But don’t despair, lambs, all is not lost on the fact that you have or have to deal with a small penis. There are so many positions that you can try. For people with small boomboom, try from behind so that the penis can get the coco from a good advantage. And for all those with huge bottoms, why not sit on top of each other and just rock back and forth. And if all that won’t work, you can always pull out a vibrator and wax yourself off.

And to sign off possums -my mother always told me that not only, does the crazy people have the best pills, but you only have three friends in the world-your pocket, God and your front. So, keep your pocket full, pray to God for guidance and take care of your front before it takes care of you!

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