Why Are Politicians So Doable?

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Sep

Is it me or have you noticed that many of our forefathers (past and present) were quite fuckable? I think that carrying their countries’ burden put them into a position of some very kinky sex. Whether it was fisting or position number 8 Section.B, I will do a quick countdown on all the leaders of the pack that deemed for us and (him) to stand at attention!

Clinton

Not the wifey, but I guess she could watch. Ah, Clinton. SO much could be said. He can play sax (I love a man that can play an instrument, and keep his nails trimmed for other activities), he likes black people (man was on BET like nuff times) and he loves to screw around. Now I know that it could be debated that either he is a nympho or Hilary just don’t know how to keep a man satisfied. I think that Hilary is the smartest; obviously if she can keep Mr. Bill in check and running back for more. Maybe she is mild mannered. Who knows? What I do know is that I would slap that mother down and be off with him. Later skater! And just looking at his conquests he looks like he has no taste anyways.

John F. Kennedy

Mind you this mother knew how to fuck. Although, I have read that because of his back problems he became quite lazy in bed. Surprise, Surprise?? And it is not like the girls back in those days were going to say NO to the President of the United States. I would though, I hate having to be on top all the time.

Thomas Jefferson

Now, I heard that this guy was into dem chocolate honeys. I read somewhere that he would rampage the maid’s quarter nightly. HE knew that the darker the chocolate the sweeter the juice.

Oprah

If we could just get Gayle occupied we would definitely stand a chance. Since it looks like she is into those caramel honeys.

George Bush

Mind you the name does say it all, but he looks to be a very proper boy. For some reason when I look at him he looks as if he yearns to be spanked. No? He does have this kid quality about him. So if I lower my standards JUST enough I would so do him. But, if I lowered it ALOT we would have to do it on either the floor or in Hell. And the devil would say move on over Bill is on his waaay! But, it looks like we would both get a good laugh! I know I would.

Obama

And then we have the president of the United States of America.

I don’t know about this one, maybe it is the ears.

He looks doable to me.

But, somewhere deep down inside, I feel that he would probably like the girl to take control, since he spends the day bossing around everyone. I don’t mind having to give instructions, but all the time!!! I don’t think so.

So we will crown him the most doable of them all. Rather him than that other dude (McCain). Cause honey, I am so not into geriatrics!

And to sign off possums -my mother always told me that not only, does the crazy people have the best pills, but you only have three friends in the world-your pocket, God and your front. So, keep your pocket full, pray to God for guidance and take care of your front before it takes care of you!