I was doing some research the other day. Okay, I wouldn’t call it research per see, but I was in that slack kind of mood. Quite naughty in fact. And I came across a small anedote about Marilyn Monroe. Now, the story goes that Ms. Monroe would a certain small thing to a man when he was about to orgasm. When I found out what it was i had to tell you that I had to meditate on this for like a week!  I thought to myself can I really pull this off! I mean what I was about to embark would change the way a man would see me forever. I know that you really want to know what Miss Monroe did. But then I decided myself if it was going to work.

Miss M. would stick her finger in the man’s asshole at the same time he was going to blow his load. I don’t know if she twirled it around or moved it back and forth. I thought the act of doing this was quite nasty. Readers, you already know how i feel about tending to the hole of the ass. But, since I know some of you live vicariously through me (Yeah right!) I thought that maybe I will give it a heave -ho. Trust me a HEAVE ho.  So in my next post I will write to you how and not who it went down.

But let me digress, a bit before I do. I wonder if HE (the chosen one), if his eyesockets would pop out. I heard that Sinatra was quite fond of this step. And should I dig it in hard. But suppose I missed and hit his perineum and then he will scream from pain and not from pleasure. Or should I do it slow, but then it may freak him out cause he may think that a cockroach may be crawling up his butt (his place, not mine).

I have to give it a lot thought on its execution. I don’t plan to tell HIM but i look forward to be worshipped as deservedly so.

I’ll let you know.