So, I did it. I did it! I stuck my finger up the poor man’s butt!! And he never saw it coming! I think he liked it, or so he said (after I pordded him for a bit).  The jigga looked confused. Or was that elation?? But didn’t stop what he was doing as he was in the state of climax!! I for one, thought that I had did some damage to his pernium (spelling?) cause I kept on jabbing at the thing-softly mind you, as he was about to hit the fan. I feel so amazing! But, it was the first time I leaped out of bed before he did to use the bathroom. I dared not smell my finger. i mean while most men’s penis are prisitine, can his hole of his ass be the same. I mean the sitting room of anyone’s house can be clean, but we all know the amount of junk that people keep in their back yard! So here is some pointers in doing the deed:

1.Make sure that your fingers are manicured real real low. Frig not only the damage that you may to, but your nails could act like scissors to his hemmoroid, which may be a good thing actualy!

2. Maybe you should work the area first with a small dildo. And if he thinks that might be too gay, then dump the bitch, cause in 5 years your sex will wane and he will end the night reading a book than tending to your needs.

3. And if you don’t have a dildo, don’t use a bottle, cause then then the cap will pop off and no amount of high  fibre will unclog his ass.

4. Lastly, make sure you know where his hole of his ass is. Cause the screaming that he will be doing from your miscalculation won’t be from your prowess in bed. Try massaging the area first. But then again frig that cause if all these years they can’t find your g-spot then you surely should be forgiven from finding his a-spot.

Damn that Marilyn!!! And to sign off possums -my mother always told me that not only, does the crazy people have the best pills, but you only have three friends in the world-your pocket, God and your front. So, keep your pocket full, pray to God for guidance and take care of your front before it takes care of you!

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