Cock Drying…yeah you heard me. I made this name up while I was thinking about my past engagements. In certain social circles people know that I got proposed to trois times. Not too shabby, eh? And it got me thinking about how I had to let down each one gently. Cock-drying I guess.

Well, person numero uno was ugly. Inside and out. But, more out it just depends how you look at it. Let’s call him , Barbara. Barabra was all peachy keen from the moment we met on the freeway (another story) he was always trying to get into my pants. It was complicated, but I let him. Too quick I think. In the end I found out that he cheated on me with his LIVE-IN girlfriend. Bitch lived with a girl!!! And failed to tell me. Looking back I should have seen it coming. All the signs were there, but it took a mutual friend who hated his guts at the time to feel sorry for me and my kid and tell me the truth. I had to do a lot of fandangling to get the truth out. But when I did he not only tried to beat my ass, and I whipped his ass right back (try holding a toddler in fierce heels and freshly fake nails) it is almost impossible for some, but I made it look effortless. Anyhue, after bitch cried (and this was before my brother, father and big ass guy friend who weighed a cool 340 wet tried to find his ass). I am ashamed, but i went back and it -the relationship went on for another 4 years. But, when he got down and proposed I looked at the ring (pretty) and then I got a good look at him. And under the natural light and the clearing of patchuli incense I really saw him. Really saw him. Really S-A-W him. i being the age I was at the time (not tellin’, but I was legal) i saw how really ugly he was and thought to myself that if I made babies with this guy or kids would be HELLA ugly. And if he was so ugly right now, with age he was going to get even uglier. Shitbox! And I could not let that happen. My mother would never forgive me. Yes, it was shallow, but if this nigga could beat me once whats to say what could happen later on.

So I said no….right after I wore the ring for a few days. And although the ring ended up in a bush somehwere at the corner of Morningside and Sheppard (I heard later from his sister that he went back to look for it) I am glad of my decision.  So if you feel deep in your eart that you have to hang this here one cock out to dry then honey do so. Cause although there is a lot of stupid cocks out there, there is just the same amount of dumb pussies too! And with that I will sign off and next time I will talk in detail about Numero 2 proposal. So kitties always remember that it is the crazy ones that have all the good pills! Luv,L

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