I know that I am suppose to be finishing off a three part series which I will be continuing next week about the women who have inspired change in my life. But, I was watching my fav show right now-That’s 70′s Show ( I know, it alas has ended, it is my thing, let it go!) and Micheal Kelso mentioned something about men, masturbation and gym socks. It took me, but a second to make the connection, but I when I did I was like eww,. but how clever. I wish that women have that kind of safeguard when they were masturbating. I mean what really do we have. The sheets, the security of our bedroom. shower, couch (I am a firm believer of mixing it up!). Not, really anything at all. And what about the elusive woman orgasm that we get; the one where we can famously shoot a wad a few yards away. Where is the protection of that??

And then I had another thought-my brother. When I use to do the family laundry, my brother used a lot of socks. A LOT!!! I so complained about the bitch! I couldn’t help it. I mean common. Sometimes I was folding up wards of 50 to 80 pairs at a time. NO LIE! It got so bad, the bitch used to steal mine. I had to purposely buy different colour socks cause he only would wear white ones. So when I heard of men masturbating inside their socks, it got me thinking about my brother. Do you think that all this time bitch was masturbating in at least half of those socks. Mmmn. HE did spend a hellava nuff time in the shower. And even that took a few years to make the connection of it all. I used to love to bring it up in front of my parents. I figure if you gave my brother a hose, a back yard and a bucket they would have saved my parents so much on hydro. You can’t tell me after you wash your buttocks, your front, your pits and et all-6 mins, and then let’s factor in some leisure time to destress-10 mins. That would bring us to a total of 16 mins. I’ll even factor in two shower songs-5 mins; so now we have 21 mins. Now, my brother would spend 45 mins to 50 mins in the shower! So that would be a breakdown of 24mins masturbating & visualization, 3mins of destressing, 8mins of actual bathing, 10 mins of singing his fav r&b songs. A total of 45 mins. My parent’s hydro due to my brother-$300 a month.

So, my pets, when you are washing your partners socks, watch out, it is not all about looking for skid marks on underwears, but gooey socks too.

End note: I was driving my sister Charro home and I mentioned men and gymsocks. She didn’t get it. Not at all. And on this note, remember, it is always the crazy people who carry around the good pills. Luv,L.

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