My love….

browniI want you to visit my love Ava Linton Byron at http://www.avalintonbyron.com

Peruse the articles show love to the site (which I created it and I busted my ass on it! Yes my porgies I am a woman of many talents-and that not only depends which social circles you are talking to…). cartoon

Anyhu, check it out…she is fresh and up and coming talent and you will GODheadshot1

willingly

will see more of her. Luv,Luc

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Did I wowie2tell you I am having trouble with the spaces thing on my blogging program. When I write and click the enter to start a new paragraph. Ah! I can’t figure it out. Oh well. So just so you know. I am working on it. Any advice please contact me. But, just sorry in advance. Ciao. my pets.

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Lucresia Linton-(loo-cray-see ya lin-ton) Portuguese, Old English. blacka-bobbieliousnymphotic mammal. adj.lovely,delectable,inspiring,enlighting and engaging verb. to do it and to do it well, known fact-loves to be adored, and to serve, in that order. Example of name in a sentence (e.g. Lucresia Linton has horse thighs. Lucresia Linton will like to rule the world one day.

Favourite Films- the godfather,and my own home movies *wink* *wink*

Heroes- god,jesus,russell simmons, lucresiapamela anderson

I Recommend- to check out life at www.myspace.com/lucresialinton

I’m Watching- my self play right now

My Holiday Destinations- my bed,the floor,the kitchen table, i mean-cuba,marakesh, and argentina

My Party Tricks- honey my tricks aren”t for kids

My Rider- on top! sometimes down below…what exactly do you mean by rider?

Guilty Pdickleasures- whip cream,terrence howard,50 cent in a pirate costume (you would have to try to picture this it is quite the sexy,lollyganging alone in bed,sometimes with an audience,strawberries in champagne,pedicures by a loved one,bikini wax under anesthesia,fake nails,trying on make-up in Sephora for hours on end, and listening to my music of course!!!!

I’m Reading- believe it or not the bible, and my bills …which i put in my bible in hopes that divine will intervene and make them disappear!!Also 101 positions for ..um…stuff…that will go a long way in life!!!

I Have Never went horse back riding….well i have been riding but not on a horse.no what i mean!HAHHA

My Alter-Ego spiderman

I’m Listening To Lucresia Linton, jazz vocal sensationnel!! at wwww.myspace.com/

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consula_bedlightHey y’all (so Britney of me), me and my pills are gussied up and are heading to the studio for our 1st Jazz Album. I have completed the full line-up of songs. I wanted songs that would appeal to everyone. And that I am able to perform with and give a good show. So far, I have included a few oldies, a tiny bit show tunes, and one or two Nina Simone songs. Definately an Ella, and a Billy song. Just songs that move me I guess. I am not trying to reinterpret the wheel here, but I am trying to stay true to the concept I have in my mind of what the album will be like. I want to do pics soon as well. I love Jazz and I think that maybe I can bring Jazz to maybe a mass that never considered this art form before. Or, at least I will try.  I have been working out so that I can do the stage. DO THE STAGE. Lovesit!!! Ah, I can’t wait!! I am very excited. I do have a name picked out for my album.  But, I will reveals later. Ciao, L.

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lintonI know that I am suppose to be finishing off a three part series which I will be continuing next week about the women who have inspired change in my life. But, I was watching my fav show right now-That’s 70′s Show ( I know, it alas has ended, it is my thing, let it go!) and Micheal Kelso mentioned something about men, masturbation and gym socks. It took me, but a second to make the connection, but I when I did I was like eww,. but how clever. I wish that women have that kind of safeguard when they were masturbating. I mean what really do we have. The sheets, the security of our bedroom. shower, couch (I am a firm believer of mixing it up!). Not, really anything at all. And what about the elusive woman orgasm that we get; the one where we can famously shoot a wad a few yards away. Where is the protection of that??

And then I had another thought-my brother. When I use to do the family laundry, my brother used a lot of socks. A LOT!!! I so complained about the bitch! I couldn’t help it. I mean common. Sometimes I was folding up wards of 50 to 80 pairs at a time. NO LIE! It got so bad, the bitch used to steal mine. I had to purposely buy different colour socks cause he only would wear white ones. So when I heard of men masturbating inside their socks, it got me thinking about my brother. Do you think that all this time bitch was masturbating in at least half of those socks. Mmmn. HE did spend a hellava nuff time in the shower. And even that took a few years to make the connection of it all. I used to love to bring it up in front of my parents. I figure if you gave my brother a hose, a back yard and a bucket they would have saved my parents so much on hydro. You can’t tell me after you wash your buttocks, your front, your pits and et all-6 mins, and then let’s factor in some leisure time to destress-10 mins. That would bring us to a total of 16 mins. I’ll even factor in two shower songs-5 mins; so now we have 21 mins. Now, my brother would spend 45 mins to 50 mins in the shower! So that would be a breakdown of 24mins masturbating & visualization, 3mins of destressing, 8mins of actual bathing, 10 mins of singing his fav r&b songs. A total of 45 mins. My parent’s hydro due to my brother-$300 a month.

sockSo, my pets, when you are washing your partners socks, watch out, it is not all about looking for skid marks on underwears, but gooey socks too.

End note: I was driving my sister Charro home and I mentioned men and gymsocks. She didn’t get it. Not at all. And on this note, remember, it is always the crazy people who carry around the good pills. Luv,L.

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wowieHow to tell that you and yours truly is getting played and played hard. AS you know that no one wants to leave baby in the corner, no way!!!-I was in the shower yesterday and I was thinking about some of the most influential women in my life. Now this is by no means a short list because at different times I find myself adding more on to it. But, there came a time when a small group in their own way came together all at once and help literally change my life and how I view relationships with not only others, but with myself.

I was going through what seemed like a revolver door of relationships. There seem like a time when I put many a person on a pedestal. I was exhausted of the chow chow bull and felt drained spiritually. And we all know that once you are drained in that way, everything seems to slowly fall apart. Fast! I just came out of a series of relationships where both sides were being played. I remember praying to GOD to help me find a way to a new sounder me. I went to my local book store and to it’s self-help section. This was when no one was in the self-help section (now it is all crowded). Usually they say that you should never search outside yourself for the answers, but whomever said that had social phobia. I remember reading Iyanla Vanzant.  i am not sure how her book came to me, but it somehow just flew off the shelves. It is true about GOD, he always brings the teacher around when the student is ready.

Babe, she had some powerful words for me. Somehow this woman reached into my core and pulled what was left out to be examined. For the first time I wanted to get ahead in the book. But, she wouldn’t let me. There were times that I was stuck in one section for a month will I had to work on myself. She was one of the first people to make me realize that I was being at times gullible at acquiring and keeping love.  It was a bitter pill to swallow. How is that a woman way older than me could go through the same things. I related on all kinds of levels. I came to realize that no matter what walk of life we chose we are all cut from the same cloth.  She was abuse, cheated and scorned, but lived to tell it all. So too I.

I found myself feverishly reading everything I could get my hands on by this author. With me it was never about self-confidence. I always had that. My mother made sure to instill that me from an early age. It was about how I viewed other. If one that I learned from her was that “PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOW YOU WHO THEY ARE FROM FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM.” Now I tried to go out on a limb and give people the benefit of the doubt, but that is where my down fall lies. A person should gain your trust FIRST and then let everything fall into place. I was always giving the trust without having the person in my life earn it. By doing this I was setting the relationship up for  fail, cause I was always putting my all in the guy. We both didn’t stand a chance. If he was a cheater, my friend he shall always be. And when you find out that he cheated on you, why act so surprised? My butt crack! He is a jigga! Or if your friend has a way of chatting ferociously behind ones back, whose to say she ain’t gonna do it to you. Et tu Brutus??  A leopard never ever changes their spots.

Possums, let me tell you a story. I once had a friend let’s call her Boots. Well, Boots used to throw insults at me every time she could. But, because we were friends it was suppose to look like playful jabs. At least to me that is what it seemed like, until a friend of mine let me know that she strongly felt that Boots was secretly jealous of me. I didn’t get it. I was a size 12-14 and with big, an ass that wouldn’t quit. A nice head of hair and …um…maybe I can see it now. Anyways, later on the jabbing never stopped, but I always thought back to what that friend told me. Well, one day Boots wanted me to get into this amazing scheme she got herself into. I realized then what little she thought of me. “oh but it would be amazing way for you to get money, for you and your daughter!” and “oh you can trust me.” And even when I asked her if it was a scheme, bitch said, “NO!” Eff that shit! She too was a jigga! See leopard never changes, possums. Blaze that in solid gold!

I also realized that somehow I was equating sex with love. And really they are two separate things. I try to teach young people coming up behind me that sex is also an emotional thing-at least on the female side. If you don’t know this you are in for a big surprise.

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