Is there any men out there that still enjoy a full bush? I have always had one (never you mind if I still do …ah hem). With the popularity of the Brazilian wax, I still wonder if I am the only out there that still owns a full carpet. SNAP!

Maintenace

Always maintain your bush. Think of it like hedges in your neighbour’s yard. Don’t; you hate it when it grows over onto your property? Same thing! I mean I still make sure to maintain my bush. All it takes is a little hand mirror and a small pair of scissors. And GOOD LIGHTING. The only time any snipping should be going on down there is when you are giving birth! And you can still go to your local waxer and have her trim the sides. Nothing is more unattractive than seeing bush coming out at you under the premises of your tight draws! You don’t want to be known as a Ms. Fraggle Scraggle Bush!

Bush Floss

Everyone needs a good floss now and then. So if you want to keep a full bush GROW ahead. I do have one advice, make sure you put some Vaseline or some time of oil on your bush so that the hairs remain nice and supple. And try not to cut it too short you want to make sure that he can floss between is molar teeth. Teehee.

Cleanliness

Cleanliness is Godliness and don’t I know it!! Wash it, douche, and oil it up. I always make sure to keep a bottle of fragrant lotion in my bedside table and in my glove compartment (trust me it comes in handy). And when he is not looking I do a quick slip and voila –a nice tasting lovely smelling bush. NOTE: Make sure you don’t stick the lotion in the actually vagina part cause hun you will be in for some serious burning sensation and may be a trip to the local drug store for yeast infection creamage. Anyhu, and please make sure that the lotion is not too fragrant cause your beloved might think it is too much. Remember light and intoxicating. We want to encourage future visits!

Raiders of the Lost Ark

And don’t think that you men are dismissed from this conversation. I know many a men who trim their bush; although they would never admit it. Common, you spent so many months trying to get him/her to venture down south, why not help the situation by manicuring what God gave you. I know darling the thought of anything sharp coming next to your manhood is terrifying, but in the end it is all worth it.And to sign off possums -my mother always told me that not only, does the crazy people have the best pills, but you only have three friends in the world-your pocket, God and your front. So, keep your pocket full, pray to God for guidance and take care of your front before it takes care of you! All rights reserved 2008. Lucresia Linton.

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