Penis Ring- Man or Woman’s best friend

Did I tell you the time that I had sex with a cock ring? I didn’t? Well, first let me tell you how it came to be in my life.

I was with my small dicked boyfriend and he started to have ejaculation problems. I mean I was willing to deal with the small penis cause my vagina hole was shrinking and remain steadfastly tight (horray for mois), but now the penis had a mind of his own? Dammit, man!

You know how I stay. I will not compromise my pleasuring for another’s gain. So I went on fake orgasm hiatus. I didn’t scream any saint’s names or say that he was a King or a Don. No! I knew that he would notice. And although I still couldn’t bring myself to tell him about the penis, I had to bring up the whole premature thing.

Well, he took it….okay.

How did I do it? I just said it straight up-“you can’t come so quickly anymore!”

He told me that had no control over it

No control!

Honey, I have been controlling the anger about your small manhood (I didn’t tell him that part).

“What do you mean no control? I said. “Well, can’t you think about other things, like count sheep (or look at the ugly wallpaper you mom picked out for your room, you friggin’ moma’s boy)?

“No, it just isn’t that easy,” the bitch answered.

“Why not, if I can control the sudden urge of not having a donut, which can give me a food orgasm, you can control your dick!”

He had no answer.

And you know what he did?

He actually went to his doctor about it! Bitch, thought that he was gay cause he had a hard-on while the doctor checked out his penis. I told him it probably was the cold air blowing a hefty breeze onto his penis (cause honey, if you saw this ex, no gay man would want him, cause he was waaay to ugly)! His doctor said everything was fine, suggested a cock ring.

Halluljah!!

Cock ring, you ask? A cock ring, for those who don’t know, is a small ring which he put on his penis just right under the ridge of the head. It was such a Godsend cause his hard- on lasted for at least 45 minutes.

I love it! I loooooove it!!

Well, the first time we tried it was amazing! Afterwards, our lovemaking was longer and he was soo pleased that he could finally have a shot of making me see God without having to die. What a miracle! His small penis even seemed bigger for small reason. Or maybe it was just his confidence was high and that shifted into bonus penis points.

Whatever size your man has or if he comes too quick, use a ring. It will solve all your problems, short of having an operation.

P.S. Don’t forget to tell him to take it off before he falls asleep cause it could fall downwards and if he has any wet dreams it cut probably suffocate his penis since we all know it has it’s own mind anyways.

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