I have yet to hear anything back from the doc so maybe that is a good thing. No? I love my breasts. If I knew that they wouldn’t pull down my site due to pornography I would post a pic of them. Sure they are a little on the biggish side, but I would not consider them saggy. I did the pencil test (where you hold the pencil under your boobies to see if they hold) and I am glad to tell you all that both pencils, pens and some erasers did not fall down. At the same time,too.

*SIGH* if I knew that I would have to wait so long for an answer or have to go through this all I would have done more with my breasts. I would have done Playboy. I mean, surely Playboy must need a parts model, as I know that they wouldn’t accept all of me because I am a bit on the biggish side. But, in my defense at least the most important part that they would need of me is BIG and they are real!

I would have made a good stripper, too. I would have been like Miz Dita Von Teese and wore tassles on them. And although the tassles would kind of point downwards, still it would be quite the show. I could also be used in after pictures for cosmetics doctors. If a black woman did not want to show her AFTER I would be a shoe-in. And I never even got to wear them with no bra. Their nipples already stand on end, but can you imagine if they were able to be free and bounce. And bounced they would!

Lord, please let everything be okay with me. I promise I will stop being so shallow, think about myself and my breasts and all my other body parts. I won’t put my career before anyone and anything. And I won’t sleep with any more stupid people, I won’t overeat and I will start treating my body as a temple.

Okay, I am not going to start lying to you cause I know you see everything….so I will keep talking about myself, and my body parts…. I may overeat just a little more, I have no real career….YET…BUT I will stop sleeping with people who are not worth a dry dot in my piss pot….not even if they look like George Clooney.

Though, perhaps….ONLY if it is George Clooney. I know you would understand that one!!!

In Jesus Name.

From Lucresia, your daughter that has you on speed dial!

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