You know the book The Secret?

No?

Think “wishing to get on one of Oprah’s give-away shows and actually getting on it“. That’s The Secret in a nutshell. I was browsing through the self-help section in Chapters Bookstore the other day, when I came across the book and had this wildly fantastic idea!

Can you apply the principles of The Secret to masturbation in order to get your dream guy?

I know I know, crazy right? But, stay with me here. Let me take it a step further-Do you think that if you masterbate to someone famous and/or to your ideal guy that they will eventually manifest in your life?

I mean, technically that would be using the tips from THE SECRET, no??

Instead of using one of those “inspiration” boards you can actually clip out a picture of a famous person. You would then have to picture the person and then imagine mind-blowing sexual tirades.

Often.

So often, in fact that eventually they would manifest in your life.

And you must be very detailed.

Me and George eating out at a restaurant. Him buffeting on my buffet. We eating out in his private jet, or having a buffet at his house in Lake Como, etc. It would be Terence Howard, but I had my share of Puerto Rican-Black guys(which will definately be the basis of at least 25 blog posts), so hell to the no!! Or maybe he could watch!

I wonder how long you would have to do it for?

It worked for Angelina Jolie.

You can’t tell me that girl did not have some strong fantasies about Mr. In the Pitts during the making of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.  Presto wammo, she took him away, breed from him and is living the high, but tiring life.

I am gonna make this my dream job; my new mission in life. Teaching people to masterbate to their ideal person for the purpose of manifesting them into their reality. Maybe it is my calling. I can hold classes in one of those big convention centres and sell tapes on T.V. And get dentures a la Tony Robbins (and I ask you what the F is up with his teeth? They are mesmerizing!)

Or maybe I will just keep it local.

I wonder how many people would sign up?

I bet Jennifer Aniston would.

And in signing off possums, you must remember that yes it is true that the crazy people carry the best pills, but also if you have a really good health care package you can get some awesome medicinal ganga for your smoking pleasure!

Ciao,Lucresia

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