Creme de la heres hoping
So I just finished smearing on a slather of Crème de la Mer on mois face! Okay, it was more like a pitter-pat cause I could only get my hands on a sample. So I would like to thank Carlos down at the Holt Renfrew counter for giving it too me. Okay…so that may not be his name, but he looks like a Carlos.
I so wanted to try this stuff! I read it in an old Harper’s magazine article on J-lo. She says that she actually swims in the stuff!! And at $200 a pop and being a multi-millionaire I can see why!
It makes my skin as smooth as a porno girl’s anus after a train line! Not that I would know that, it is just a for instance.
So when I finish this sample (which I intend to let this draw on like an amazing bag of crack) i will let you know about the outcome. Or at least you will see it in my new music video.
Here’s hoping for next year.
Love to you, my possums. Lucresia
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Heartbroken, Lucresia Linton decided to turn to the internet. She believes that if God gives you lemons, then you must order your very rude child to make you a pitcher of lemonade and go find an audience elsewhere!
