Heartbroken, Lucresia Linton decided to turn to the internet. She believes that if God gives you lemons, then you must order your very rude child to make you a pitcher of lemonade and go find an audience elsewhere!
I just signed up with Twitter.
You can follow me right here:
www.twitter.com/LucresiaLinton
Anyhu, I am following Russell Simmons the great hip-hoppity entreprenuer and great philantropist. And all his posts are about charity, yoga and helping.
And I felt really dry.
Maybe I am not doing you all a benefit by putting my life out there in webosphere. I am not heading any charities right now…unless you call my lovers past and present charities, well then I did give alot. And I haven’t made a deposit to fund any grand thing…unless you call the deposits I make twice a day, thrice if I remember to take my fibre. As for yoga, I find if I do anything that bendy there better be a stiff drink and an orgasm at the end of it. And the meditating..I pray. I pray a lot!! So much so, that I have GOD on speed dial.
What to do?
Oh hum.
Oh hum.
Maybe this is what I was meant to do in the world (for now…remember I sing). I guess it could be my small contribution in the world.
I feel tons better. And I haven’t taken a pill in hours!!!! Okay, I did take a pill..two in fact, but it still at least an hour away to start work. I am so deluded!
L.
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