Heartbroken, Lucresia Linton decided to turn to the internet. She believes that if God gives you lemons, then you must order your very rude child to make you a pitcher of lemonade and go find an audience elsewhere!
So possums, I was at my local Starf**ks when my friend had some Green Tea-which I still have yet to try.
I asked her, “what does it taste like?”
She said, “like green stuff.”
“Green stuff? I said, “What does green stuff taste like?”
She replied,”Like green stuff! Why haven’t you ever tasted anything green before?”
I said,”Well, honey I have tasted brown stuff before that depends on what color the guy I am with so honey, it is totally debatable!”
Drum roll please.
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