Hello there possums,

I was just going down my list of things to do tomorrow- Canada’s Birthday (July1) and I came across no.4. -Find Creative things to do before Sex.

See I shall not lie; see my list below:

1. Pick up duct tape at dollar store (it’s not for what you think!)

2. Think about having me some sex later on in the early evening

3.Find someone to have me some sex with

4. Find creative things to do during sex

5.Season the meat for my Barb-e-q and leave in fridge to marinate

6. Force myself to prepare salad, and bake me some rolls

7. Call My Mother and do my grocery list, write a song, read a full chapter of this amazing book I can’t put down WHILE she talks…

8.Do some of the creative things I planned to do before the doing the “deed”

9.Have me some sex

10. Greet my guests of four and have dinner after having sex cause then I will look nice and impossibly dewy and fresh! And hungry!!

But, I digress.

And I know that I said this before but, I think that making an effort goes well over on the other side. Especially, if it looks effortlessly. So I think I am gonna pull out the pedicure thing. I got that from my sister. I have walked in many a time when my sister’s man was giving her a pedicure.

MENTAL NOTE:I am not talking about using a Pedi-Egg and having him see all the ASH fall off the bottom of your foot!! Can you imagine!!! I think I just threw up in my mouth!! Not that I have had any man use that on me…it’s just an instance.

And I am not talking about bringing out a bowl of warm water or anything and having the poor man break his back as he sloughs off said ASH. All you need is some nail polish (make sure there is some clear polish up in there too), a couple of Q-Tips, nail polish remover and a towel. Now, I think you should let him take charge of the production. Let him pick out the colors. Do it on the bed, hence the towel.  Throw in some baby oil so that he can massage the cuticles. If he wants to take the massage a little upwards, why not darling…the pubes will thank you for making them so supple! Make sure to wear no draws so that you can play peek-a-boo vagina! Then do his nails and feet in clear nail polish or black a la Glambert. But, if you insist on wearing clothes make sure you wearing something cute and sensual.

Another thing, I love is massages. Nothing is sexier than giving a massage while you are completely naked and he is fully clothed. Men need visuals to get turned on, while women are all about the touchy, feely, emotional stuff.  By doing the massage nekkid, it balances both sides out.

I will write back later on and let you know what I chose to do.

Later babes, L.

p.s. I know that I sometimes lay it on thick with the visuals in my post. I think it is to appeal to the male side of me-I need visuals!

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