Heartbroken, Lucresia Linton decided to turn to the internet. She believes that if God gives you lemons, then you must order your very rude child to make you a pitcher of lemonade and go find an audience elsewhere!
Before her face became somewhat tragic, Faye Dunaway knew how to give good face. And she probably still does, except for all the plastic surgery she has done. I think she should take a cue from Bruce Jenner and get it all corrected.
But, I digress.
She was not a style maven by all means. When we did see her in movies, she was more like a clothes hanger. Her only claim to fashion fame would be the wearing of the beret in the movie Bonnie and Clyde. It was tilted and sexy as hell.
But, what we can take from Ms. Dunaway is the nuances of her face. If you got no high cheek bones-then create one with a brush and contour lines. If you ain’t got no nice eyebrows, then you must get down to your local hair place and high priest them up! If you got hair that resembles a 
bramble bush, then possum, coif it up! Buy a yak, shave it down, and o
wn it. Both, Wal-mart and the dollar store have good products, so there are no excuses. No matter how far into brokedom I was my 
friends always attested 
to the fact that my hair and my nails were flawless and my clothes we fitted and clean.
So let’s give it up to Ms. Dunaway and those high defying cheekbones. We can all only wish our asses are as high as those cheekbones. I know I do.
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