Would you like the perfect way to see your friends naked? Why not try Naked Olympics!

Naked Olympics is just like the regular Olympics except you are butt ass nekkid.

Ah, I remember the first time I tried naked Olympics, we didn’t have that many categories cause we couldn’t get enough people. Well, we could get enough people, but not many people wanted to try it. When you are decided what categories to try, make sure you are aware of your male friends’ members. Depending on their size, they might get in the way or may be too distracting.

Some of the categories are:

1. Shot-put-very good for small tittied women. Not so good for big breasted women and men with long duck dongs, cause it may get in the way. No matter which way, you still have to carry and throw balls around.

2. Long jump- gets kind of messy. Nobody wanted to try this one cause you may end up falling down and sand all up in the butt. And then everyone will rush and try to dust your ass off cause they all want to help. No.

3. High Jump-was an amazing idea at first, but when it keeps getting higher and higher it gets harder to hoist yourself up without getting yourself whacked in the balls.

4. Relay Race- now this is fun! Everything is wagging and jiggling around. It is so wild having the wind blowing through all your hairs-on top and bottom. Beware though-watch the passing of the baton. There are more than one way to get blue balls, my dear. More than one.

5. Swimming-requires a pool, but I don’t think anyone wants all that disinfectants all up in their grill. At least you know if you have any cuts, they will heal pretty fast.

6. Gymnastics-Now it may or may not be a good idea to put cartwheels all up in the mix. It  is hilarious, though! There are a lot of farting and falling down. It is all out there. You can’t even imagine the things I have seen. I can’t do one to save my life. Which is why I opted to do the ribbon dance thingy (you know what I mean). I was so graceful and whimsical. I didn’t have any music, so everyone hummed along…until the ribbon got tangled and then got stuck between my thick ass thighs and my butt crack. No one followed afterward. I never did know if it was because where the ribbon ended up…or if I was too good.

I know that you can add egg toss, or sack jumping, but then you may end up sharing a sack with a friend that you might not…well be too fond of naked. The whole point of the game is to look, but not touch. It is more alluring that way.

Just make sure that there is no pinning of any ribbons anywhere. Use medals. Trust me, use medals.

P.S. Did you know that the Olympics started off naked in Greece. Oh, how glorious it must have been with Zeus looking down at all his children’s glory.

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