Have you ever had a “Jesus” moment?

I was walking around the L.A. sight-seeing and I ended up at The Grove. The Grove is gorgeous! I love the concept of open-air malls. And it has the most fantastical fountain that lights up. I saw the little girl from Corey in the House. She was having dinner with her family. I didn’t want to intrude, but my nephew would have killed me if we didn’t get a picture.  I didn’t have a heart to spoil her dinner. Though, why did her parents choose to seat her bottom on the  patio for the whole world to see?

Common!

Do you know that I could never be a paparazzi. I am way too nice. By the time I see a celebrity and ask for their photo, they will be gone. And I know that TMZ wouldn’t put up with that shit! So what is a girl do, but walk past the child’s table and do an “over-the-shoulder” shot.

I got a lovely picture of the patio awning.

Anyhoo.

I did have to check out the Cheesecake Factory. I had to see if they lived up to the standards of the ones that are closer to my home.  I sat there with the menu and flipped quickly to the pasta section.  Every item was more delectable than the next. Because of my lifestyle change I felt that that inner struggle you get at times. I couldn’t decide which one tasted better-the grilled chicken with steamed veggies or the grilled chicken with pasta dripping in succulent creamy fulfilling Alfredo sauce with a sprinkle of oregano and a dash of basil to taste. So I placed my order for the latter. But, I did take the salad that they were offering with it. So I did get my veggie requirement for that day!

You may have asked yourself where does the “Jesus” part come in?

No. I did not walk on the water.

However, after the waiter took my order he then turned right around and took the next table’s order. Did I mention that the tables in this place were really close together?

I was  sitting beside this really trim blonde. A young thing, when she was said loudly, ”you know what I better just eat the salad with light dressing. No one wants to hire a fat actress.”

Bitch!

I wanted to rip her head off, but I asked myself what would Jesus do in this situation. Would he grab one of the cheesecake from the display and throw it into her face or would he just smile serenely and carry on with his night. I think that HE would use his secret powers and throw the cake up in the beeyotches’ face, in a way that she would never see it coming, nor who did it.

That’s what I think HE would do.

Her two other, albeit chubbier friends, agreed with her and they got salads too.

When my waiter brought over my dish, I saw the girls look over at my plate. I let then acted so ghetto and made sounds of glee with ever bite.

Loudly.

The girls just squeezed their lemon over their salads.

Being bad never tasted so so good!

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