Do I need to go into detail of what kind of damage you can do at this place?

Yes, please!

I was led to my table by a lovely waitress. The place reminds me of a McDonald’s…in the seventies. I guess this is definitely not about the décor on this one (greasy diner with lots of plant life).  It is all about the food!

It was so nice seeing so many people there. Usually on TV, I would just see Snoop Dogg or T.I. in it.  I didn’t see no Roscoe though, but I did see his wings and his waffles, which I ordered with gravy.

But, let me tell you when the girl brought out the food.

The waitress, first brought out one plate with just chicken on it. Did I mention to you it was a large ass of a plate. She seem to have forgotten to put the waffles on my plate. I pushed around the gravy and I didn’t see anything. Maybe she forgot. There were a lot of people. And I, myself , would have a hard time trying to juggle all those different orders. I was just about to wave her down when the woman came back over to me with another plate. A plate with only waffles on it!

My word!!!

I, Lucresia Linton,  sat there with two oversize plates of food in front of me! I felt soo embarrassed! Embarrassed and hungry! I felt as if all eyes were on me for all the wrong reasons. I know that other people had just as much food on their table, but it was hard to tell because their plates were spread out everywhere. Mine, however, was all in one section of the table-in front of me!

I turned to one plate and had some chicken. I remembered that I was a lady and I used a fork and a spoon.  I could not bare the thought of having the gravy drip down my hands.  And since I am on a diet, I chewed in very small bites. I turned to the right and had some waffles. I chewed again. I turned back to the left and had some chicken dipped in gravy and then turned back to the right for some waffles drizzled with butter.  Then I looked on a ways yonder and realized that I forgot that she had put down some biscuits.  I felt trapped, but I had a bite of that too.

I couldn’t even eat the whole thing. Possums, I was so disappointed. I left there so upset with myself. To come to this institution of carnal food and joy and not fully indulge myself felt like a big waste. I was ashamed!  I couldn’t even look up when the waitress looked at my plates and laughed and asked if I wanted to pack up everything.  All I could think of saying was, “Hell, yah!”  The only thing that kept me going was that maybe my stomach inside got more petite. That’s got to be it. My new resized and petite stomach!

Although I was in the dumps, I did pick up a cute Michael Jackson t-shirt on my way out of the parking lot.  It has all sequins and stuff on the front of it. I had a choice of picking which, “Michael” I wanted. So, I picked the “Thriller” part. Yes, Roscoe’s you “thrilled” me too. I used the t-shirt to hide my left-over Roscoe’s because the funniest thing I noticed as I headed to my car was that I was the only person who left with a baggie.

Incroyable!

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