I was watching a re-run of the movie Hook, with all the pirates’ legs et al and I got to thinking about pegs; and more pointedly pegging.

So in my quest for research I sent out some feelers out to my friends and a few family members wondered to myself- do many men out there like to be pegged?

I didn’t get any immediate calls back, so I called for back-up- my baby brother (who told me that he better remain nameless and don’t I have anything better to do with my time!)

“Yello?” (Yes he really answers the phone this way!)

“I just wanted know if you are still uncircumcised?” I asked blatantly.

“yY…es, why who wants to know?” asked my brother.

“Well, I just wanted to know if you ever been pegged before?” I asked, fully knowing well that he did not know what I was talking about.

“Pegged? What the hell, is that?” he asked.

“Well, you know pegged?” I said sheepishly. “When a girl sticks you up in the butt-“ I added.

“A girl is sticking what up my butt! I am not gay!”

“You don’t have to be gay! Some men like the sensation of it all and-“

Taking the phone from my brother, my mother had to get all up in it!

“Lucresia, why are you calling your brother gay!” she said, shouting in the phone.

“I didn’t call him g-“ I started.

“Why do you have to ask your brother so many nasty things? Do you wan to have sex with him?”

“No, but-“ I started.

“In my time, decent women would never ask other men about those things!” she yelled.

“I was just trying to-“I started to reply.

“You think that I would ever do that do your father? Do you think that your father is gay? Your father would never stand for that! Can you imagine what his mother would think of me? Your grandmother must be rolling in her grave!

“Mom, I don’t think Grandma Polly has that much wiggle room!” I answered.

“And you forget that your brother is a almost a virgin. He has only slept with one woman his entire life!”

(Insert thought here-YEAH RIGHT!!!!)

“And do you know what they do to men like that in Jamaica? “ asked my mother.

(I replied in unison with my mother)- “They scald them with hot water and run them out of the town square!”

“Exactly!” she replied.

“Yes, I know,” I mumbled.

“So, are you coming over tonight?” asked my mother.

“WTF???” (this is a thought, that I made sure that it did not come out my mouth)

“If you are, bring me some cigarette papers!”

In case all that went over your head, pegging is when a woman uses strap-on to  penetrate a man. And yes, my mom uses cigarette papers, for the same reason you do, my pet.

Did you know that, historically, most people think that anal sex is mostly been associated with male homosexuality and men who have sex with men?  However, this is not entirely true.  Most gay men don’t even like anal sex, nor engage in it.  Some men feel that anal sex is degrading toward the receptive partner and an unnecessary health risk.

Apparently, the men who love to be pegged, like the pleasurable sensations it gives. It actually leads to a very distinct type of orgasm.

Hmmm, distinct eh? This I got to feel!

When the receiving partner is penetrated it can produce a pleasurable sensation due to the inserted thingie rubbing or brushing against the prostate (also known as the “male G-spot” or “A-spot”) through the bottom’s wall. Due to the fact that the prostate is very close to the hole, it has been suggested that males achieve greater satisfaction in this manner than females.

Go figure! One for men zero for women.

Unfortunately, the last time I checked I don’t even have a prostate! So I guess I will never know if I will have an orgasm that would make me pass out…,but that won’t stop me from finding out.

All in all, I will try to find a willing partner for this experiment within the week. I do plan for it be someone who did me wrong in the past, cause then I will literally be tearing them a new hole.

Which you all know that is my favorite thing.

You know how I do.