Heartbroken, Lucresia Linton decided to turn to the internet. She believes that if God gives you lemons, then you must order your very rude child to make you a pitcher of lemonade and go find an audience elsewhere!
My brother is a new single father.
Picture Ricky Martin, but Black…
And much poorer.
And no fans.
And no singing ability.
With the abs.
But, no male suitors.
Anyhoo, I came over to visit and my brother was making pancakes, while one of his two sons was tearing up the place.
So he screams, “Come here, Lathaniel, it is time for TIME 
OUT!” And he promptly placed him on his shoulders and went back to his cooking.
Now I still offer the fact to anyone that will listen that my mother accidentally let my brother roll off the bed when she turned to get the baby powder.
But, I digress.
Do you know that it actually works?
And I gazed up at his son, poor Lathaniel’s head was bowed down. He looked totally bored out of his mind! You could tell he was contemplating whether to jump into the frying pan or be on his best behavior for the rest of his life.
Genius!
They always said it was lonely from the top!
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