Aleka Are You Going To Get Circumcised #3
From Lucresia’s hospital bed as dictated to Ava Linton-Byron:
“So, did you bring the stuff?”
“Yeah, I got the stuff,” answered my brother.
“Did anyone see you carry it in?” I questioned.
“No, I kept it hidden under my jacket. You know that you owe me big time for this. I could have gotten in trouble with the hospital authorities if I got caught with the stuff!” he said.
“Listen, I have done without it for a long time and what they got in here is no where near what they have on the outside. I need my fix and I need it now!” I replied.
“Okay. Well, here it is,” he said while closing the door. “I hope this does for you whatever it suppose to do,” whispered my brother.
He opened his jacket and handed over a Fillet-0 fish with fries and an baked apple pie.
“Ohhhh! This is soo good!!!” I said biting into the thing. “You are a good man, Charlie Brown! A good man! By the way, are you still not circumcised?”
“Yes!!! Why do you keep asking me that?” he yelled.
“You know that I can push this very button and a nurse will come in wielding a very heavy knife. You can just hop over there to the bed, while the other patient is gone and WALLOP! All done!” I said laughing.
“Oh, how convenient…but NO!!” said my brother.
Can’t say that I didn’t try do my part in conserving the use of our health care system.
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Heartbroken, Lucresia Linton decided to turn to the internet. She believes that if God gives you lemons, then you must order your very rude child to make you a pitcher of lemonade and go find an audience elsewhere!
