Five Ways to Live Gregariously-After An (Car) Accident
From Lucresia’s hospital bed as dictated to Ava Linton-Byron:
1. They say that there is strength in numbers, so gather around your family (only the ones that don’t
get on your nerves) and talk. They will make you laugh, and are possibly the only ones that can cut your soap box down to size.
2. 
Watch a lot of your favorite shows. For the time being, make it only the ones that make you laugh. And occasionally, don’t forget to include some movies that provide no stimulation at all. There will be times when you just want to veg.
3. Find a statement that rings true to you and print them up and post it all over your house. Make sure that it is in the largest size that you can possible 
print, so that you can see it from the couch while you are recuperating.
4. 
Pray and don’t be afraid to let the tears drop. Just between you and me, God loves criers. It shows him that you are humble.
5. Make a voodoo doll of your insurance adjuster, the other person that you got into the smash up and any other person that is pissing you off royally. I always wanted to 
be a doll maker ever since I picked up my first Barbie and now I can be one!
See what happens when you strive to meet your goals!
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Heartbroken, Lucresia Linton decided to turn to the internet. She believes that if God gives you lemons, then you must order your very rude child to make you a pitcher of lemonade and go find an audience elsewhere!
