I Get High On Only One Drug-G-O-D
From Lucresia’s hospital bed as dictated to Ava Linton-Byron:
“Will you like some more drugs?” asked the nurse.
“Yes, please!”
“So what will it be Morphine or Percocet?” asked the nurse.
“Both, please!” I said.
“You can’t have both! One or the other,” stated the nurse.
“Hmmn…can you at least tell me which one has the better side effects, I mean the BAD side effects of each one?” I asked.
Top Drawer!
Possums, I am having a gay ole time in Shangri-la! I love everybody, especially my Jewish brother.
He has taught me about the struggle to the Promise Land.
I have taught him about my struggles with all the promises of such a land.
He has taught me about Esther.
I have taught him about the fact that I probably was her in my previous life.
He has taught me about Matzo Balls.
I have taught him about another kind of balls.
He learns from me too.
He sees a Shaytl.
I see my weave.
He smiled at my Tichl.
I tried to hide my head scarf.
He called it a Dreidel.
I called it my IPOD, but I let him know that I have played with many OTHER types of Dreidels in my lifetime.
They say that you can learn a lot from your elders.
I say that it makes it all bearable when you are on drugs.
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Heartbroken, Lucresia Linton decided to turn to the internet. She believes that if God gives you lemons, then you must order your very rude child to make you a pitcher of lemonade and go find an audience elsewhere!
