MEMO

TO: My Possums

FROM: Lucresia

I am going to ask you a favour.

If you see me please don’t point and whisper to your friends, “there’s the girl with a website” and then continue to look at me, even when I turn around.

I won’t bite. I promise.

Unless, you want me to and even then, only if the money is right.  Hey, we are in a recession, remember?

And besides, people should not point and stare at other people unless they are staking out one’s ex-girlfriend who told you they did not want anything to do with you and you still take it upon yourself to wait outside her house a few houses down, and act as if she doesn’t remember what an eyesore your K-car was, like that meant anything, for even though you had a small penis she still dated you, but then found out that you had a small mind to match said penis and realized that it would be better to get out of the relationship quite quick because she was starting to fall deeper in love and not with you, but with your family, and she was beginning to look at your father during dinner and wonder if that is where he got the small penis from and at your poor dear mother, and wondered if your father’s small penis the reason why she looks angry all the time and fills the void in her life by drinking hooch and shopping so much.

Not that this has happened to me.

It is just a for instance!

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