Jan
19
An Aside-Dr. Zoo
My phone rang today.
“Quick, Lucresia, turn on to channel 114!” said my mother.
“Why?” I asked.
“Dr. Zoo, is talking about the same thing you suffer from, migraines, quick, before it done!”
“Dr. Zoo? Is he new?” I asked as I turned to the channel. “Oh, you mean, Dr. Oz,” I stated.
“It is not Dr. Zoo? I thought it was spelled, Z and O and O?” asked my mother.
“It is Mom. O and then the Z…Dr. Oz,” I corrected her.
“Wait, let me see. Oh, you are right. What a stupid name!”
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Heartbroken, Lucresia Linton decided to turn to the internet. She believes that if God gives you lemons, then you must order your very rude child to make you a pitcher of lemonade and go find an audience elsewhere!
