But, let me tell you Possums what a Stupida I am!

I wanted to wax my unmentionables, so as usual I went and heated up the wax in the microwave. It wasn’t until I already spread the wax on that I realized that I didn’t have any strips to take the hair off! What’s a girl to do?  I needed something that would take it off and wouldn’t stick.

Toilet Paper? Non.

Paper Towel? Again, non.

I scrimmaged around, when I noticed something in the my bamboo garbage. I am almost embarrassed to say….okay, it was the backing of the maxi pad.

NOTE: The backing of it, not the actually pad itself! I could be quite the Stupida when I am ready, but I am not that much of a Stupida!!!

So, I accessed the situation…

It was made out of paper-check!

And it was waxy enough, so that it wouldn’t stick on me-check!

So, I took a fresh one out of the package and hoped for the best. And guess, what Possums, it worked!!!

Now, I have to figure out what to do in-between periods.  Mmmn, I guess I could go out and buy more wax paper.

Decisions. Decisions.

Talk about Vagina Monologues!!!

Speaking about vaginas, I couldn’t find my VISA card. What do VISAs and vaginas have in common? They both have a lot of buying power!

Top Drawer!

Anyhoo, it took me about an hour to realize that I left it at the massage parlor.  Yes, that massage parlor!!! The den of iniquity! I had to cancel it, cause Possums, you know that I was not going back! Hell to the nah!!!

I called customer service and checked, they hadn’t charge it. Thank Christ!

I couldn’t let the VISA people know where I had lost it. What would I have said-“I was in a compromising position and had to flash and dash?”

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