Feb
03
An Aside-The Toilet
Possums, I was born into a family of tradesmen. 
I needed help, with my toilet, so I called my cousin.
“Yell-o,” said my cousin Likke-li.
SIDENOTE: I read up on that “anonymity” thing and why it is so important, since I tend to deal with sensitive issues here. So, I hope my cousin Leonard will like his made-up name.
“There is something wrong with my toilet,” I said.
“What seems to be the problem?” he asked.
“Well, lookie at you, getting all plumbery on me,” I said. “Anyhoo, I think that the water in it is too low. It doesn’t make any sounds when I am peeing.”
“So…” said my cousin.
“Well, how am I going to know when I am finished?”
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Heartbroken, Lucresia Linton decided to turn to the internet. She believes that if God gives you lemons, then you must order your very rude child to make you a pitcher of lemonade and go find an audience elsewhere!
