An Aside-Stuck Inside The Wrong Hole
Inside Mcdonald’s McCafe
Philadelphia, PA
Is it possible to stick something in the wrong hole?
Darn Tootin’!
I was on my way to Philadelphia with Ava and Dante, when I tried to stick the GPS charger into the 
cigarette lighter. For some reason the green light didn’t go on and I started to cuss the mechanic, calling him all sort of names, except the child of God.
All of the sudden, I noticed another hole beside it, with a knob covering it. I swear it wasn’t there before.
“What’s that hole for?” I asked Ava, who was sitting in the front with me. She was the person who was in charge of this navigational system.
“I don’t know. I thought it was to light the cigarettes, too,” she answered.
Then God slapped me hard on my forehead, like that baby in the V-8 commercial, and I went and stuck the GPS charger in the hole. And it light up!
Now I know how virgins feel!
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Heartbroken, Lucresia Linton decided to turn to the internet. She believes that if God gives you lemons, then you must order your very rude child to make you a pitcher of lemonade and go find an audience elsewhere!
