Have you ever fell in love?

I know there are different kinds of love, but I am talking about a crazy type of love.

Luis Vargas does not believe in love. Which is why, he sends away for an American bride to serve as a good wife and mother to his children. Jigga actually put an ad in the paper! His wife is to just be a  status symbol.

I have experienced that crazy type of love and it is awful! I say, “awful” because it is a love where it is such a heightened experience, that you only feel that you come to your senses when that person you are in love with enters the room. And then the passion that you feel is so palpable that you have to get away from it.

There was a time when all you needed to “dress” the room before you were planning to make love, was a kerosene lamp and a misquito net.

A time when men stood up, both, when a lady left and entered a room.

A time when one went to bed because there was nightfall and there was nothing left to do, but make love over and over again, and not really saving up too much strength for the next day, cause all you were going to do was plant a new harvest and tend to the cows.

This would count for all the youngins running around the plantation that is known in the movie, “The Original Sin”.

Based on the novel, “Waltz Into Darkness” by Cornell Woolrich,  “Original Sin”, is about a man, Luis Antonio Vargas (played by Antonio Banderas), who is searching for companionship that soon takes him to dangerous places. However, upon their first meeting, Luis learns that he has been lied to. Instead of the plain-looking woman in the pictures he was sent, he finds an gorgeous woman waiting for him.  Julia (played by Angelina Jolie) tells him that she deliberately sent the wrong picture to avoid Mr. Vargas to only be attracted to her beauty. Luis then lets Ms. Julia in on a lie of his own-that he misrepresented himself as a clerk on the coffee plantation.  He is actually the plantation owner.

And rich as hell!

Angelina Jolie Antonio Banderas Original Sin –

Luis and Julia are married the same night, and it doesn’t take much longer before they fall in love with each other. Like all Stupidas before and after him, Mr. Dumb Dumb gives his new bride access to all his bank accounts. Unfortunately, Luis’ happiness is short-lived.  Miss Julia cleans out his bank accounts and disappears.

Set in Cuba in the 1880s, “Original Sin” is such a gorgeous movie to look at. The costumes and locations are lush and exquisite. It is the perfect backdrop for the passion and sexuality that lie just below the surface as the two begin to discover each other over the next few days. However, at times, Julia seems to be fighting inner demons.  She is holding herself back from too deep an emotional involvement.

What You Need:

1. A large house on a plantation, if not, a regular house, condo,loft, or an apartment will do

2. A bed with white sheets and mosquito netting

3. Oil lamp or even candles if it is dark outside

4. The woman should be naked and all he needs is something sturdy!

Hot damn!

What To Do:

Note: When you are making the bed up, please make sure to tuck in the sheets real tight. You don’t want to be in the throes of passion and have the sheets wrapped up around you like a breakfast burrito…and with him on the outside!

Not that it has happen to me.

It’s just a for instance!

I just don’t know how they do it! Oh, Possums, how I wish to be that bendy! Mr. Vargas penetrates from the missionary position, brings her up into a sit-up position and then lies her down back into a quick missionary position, only to turn her over and around!!!  All this without, pulling out! Is this possible?

Why, yes, thank you!

I tried most of this (but of course!), but you always hear someone’s pelvic bones a creakin’! And it ain’t pretty, but if you are going to get all distorted and stuff, then this is definitely the way to go!

You need to pull out all the stops here. Quick, trot to the bookstore and pick up a few books for pointers, cause Da-ling, you are going to need them! This role play, exploits every orgasmic cliché in the world, right down to the lovers’ fingers gripping the sheets in ecstasy. It is still hot though! Man, I think I need me a big ole drink!

Remember, this is the story about the dangerous and sometimes lethal power of love. You both fall utterly and completely under each others’ spell, deeper in love and lust than you have ever thought possible. It is all about exploring each others’ body. Yes, men, this could be called foreplay, but this time instead of just in and out and out and in, you both should be up to the task of kissing and caressing, while the initial act is going on. I know that it is hard. But, that is why I am considered such a multi-tasker!

I think that it is best if you act like you both never seen a body before. On the inside, you could be like,”what does this mound of flesh do?” And on the outside, you devour the breast like you have never had before.

Or, on the inside you could be like,”what is this fledgling object that looks like somewhat crooked branch?” And on the outside, you could tease and play with the…well, you get the picture.

Remember Possums- Desire, Obsession and Lust.

Some may call it naivete. I like to call it surrender.

Please note that Miss Angelina’s lips are very distracting. But, that is okay. I firmly believe that all lips should never be ignored.

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