I think a Pygmy would make a fine boyfriend!

You see Possums, with Basketball players, their penises are usually long, but on the skinny side.

Baseball players, their penises are usually on the smaller, but muscular side.

Football players’ penises are usually on the tiny stubby side because the meat is mostly in their shoulders.

And Curling players’ penises are usually on the…well… you know they kind of curl.

To the right.

Depending what side they play on.

Not that I really know all this.

I was never a team player.

Have you seen my curves?

It is just a for instance!

But, think of the Pygmy man. I don’t think it is a question of vitamins or enough milk. Obviously, it is a question of genetics. But, the meat would be where it is supposed to be, not too much on top, but all down below.

I think that the bonus here would be that sex will be lest time consuming. Do you know that most Pygmies don’t grow more than 4 feet 11 inches? And while I have a penchant for men that are taller than me, this man would probably only come up to my breasts and other worldly regions, which I could definitely work to my advantage. Why have him go through all the trouble of having to work his way up? He can stay down there as long as he and I need him to be.

They say that the Pygmy people are forest dwellers. And if they know the forest so well, then they will be fond of bushes. A woman’s bush! They say they also love animals, which may or may not pose a problem.  If we go to a park to be at one with nature, while I’ll be running away from pigeons, he will probably run towards them.

Another bright side, is that we could both share accessories.  Looking at photos of the Pygmy men, they seem to wear just as much jewelry as the next woman, or man, come to think of it. I think that it is nice when men accessorize. And it is a shame that more men don’t do it!  A nice wooden necklace shaped into an elephant tusk and some simple loin cloth can go a long way! I mean many women spent thousands of dollars on the look many years ago at Yves St. Laurent. With the exchange rate going the way it is, I could bring back the look for free!

But, deep down inside I know that such a relationship wouldn’t work because I would be the one who would wear the bigger pants of the two. Possums, believe it or not, but many a man out there don’t like to have their manhood stepped on. And since he would be the smaller of both of us, that means he may just get stepped on a lot!

But of course!

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