An Aside-Can Your Diet Trickle Down To Other People
Why, yes!
Thank-you.
My parents came over for dinner and all of the sudden it went quiet.
“Why is there a half-naked white woman on your fridge?” asks my mother.
“That Capitane, is Helen Mirren and she is there to help me lose weight,” I answered.
“How is having this woman on your fridge going to help you lose weight?” she asked.
“She is only sixty-four years old,” I answered.
We all turned around to look at the picture from our seats.
“Isn’t she older than you?” asked my dad as he looks at my mother.
My mother looked at the both of us, then at her full plate and announced that dinner was over!
Possums, the moral of this story is-Keep your friends close and the people you who get on your nerves FAT!
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Heartbroken, Lucresia Linton decided to turn to the internet. She believes that if God gives you lemons, then you must order your very rude child to make you a pitcher of lemonade and go find an audience elsewhere!
