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With Autumn dawning quickly upon us, I have decided to shop for pointy nipple covers.
While some women want their nipples covered up, I want to show them off and then some.
Possums, I love me some pointy nipples!
I know that there are some men out there who would disagree with me, but they are usually the ones that have them! It is a condition called gynecomastia, which means puffed-up nipples. Which come to think of it, isn’t fair. Why don’t we get a name for having flabby tits? Anyways, I have dated a few men with this condition.
Trust me!
Possums, I am going to let you in on a little secret. There is something that actually leaves me quite unnerved during sex. I know me unnerve! I can’t believe it either! Well, I never know how to play with their..um..breasts. Not, nipples mind you. But, men-breasts. I always sense that they somehow feel uncomfortable when fondled. Maybe, it hurts their manhood. I don’t know. Well, technically their womanhood. However, they shouldn’t be ashamed of having breasts. It gives us one more thing in common to share. Anyways, I tend to leave the area alone.
I would love to get Bullet Bra Pads, sans tassels, in black. It is the only way I know how to sex up a tight turtleneck sweater.
I do however hate bullet bras!
Just you try to walk around all day wondering why some people are giggling at you. Only to find out, when you go to the washroom and look in the mirr
or, one of your nipples are ”dented” in.
Dented In!!!!
The entire day!
Found some here:
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