Heartbroken, Lucresia Linton decided to turn to the internet. She believes that if God gives you lemons, then you must order your very rude child to make you a pitcher of lemonade and go find an audience elsewhere!
LIVE FROM NEW YORK
Possums, I am going to be on 106 and Park on Monday! You know that music show on BET.
Okay, so I will only be in the audience. But, it is televison just the same!
Look for me and Ava.
I will be the big Black woman in your small T.V. box, wearing a low titty-top and a smile.
But, of course!
P.S. I have had this conversation, argument really, before with Ava, but doesn’t that symbol that Jay-Z does for Roca-whatever, look like a vagina? I have seen my vagina up in a mirror, so I know. And of course him being a man, he must have seen enough vaginas at all different angles. But, if that DID represent my vagina, it would be waaaaaay tighter. Smaller. I would like to think. It is not like I am going to go and take a census or anything.
But, suppose that is the symbol of the vagina and Jay-Z has the world doing it.
Ha! Got to love him.
Ta da! Vaginas for everyone!
By the way, I was looking at my vagina in a mirror because I was researching something.
That’s right.
Researching something.
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