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Possums, I have to sneak and write you this post, so that Ava doesn’t see it cause she says that just because I have a mouth doesn’t mean that you have to always use it!

I guess!

Anyway, I told her I hope she takes the same advice and that just cause she has a vagina she doesn’t always have to use it…for other worldly purposes!

Possums, I’m not going to jump on the bandwagon….let’s just say I am quickly gonna hitch a ride to the next stop!

Although, I’m not the marrying kind, Possums, I am a hopeless romantic! My grandmother, who is a seamstress, always said,“it is not the wedding day that you have to worry about, but the days afterwards!”

True.

Non?

If you have been reading us at lucresialinton.com (us, meaning, me), for a long time you will know that I have a three high-brow rule.

What is that rule?

If I have to raise my left eyebrow (the one on the bad side, that got the Ball’s Palsy, so you know that it takes a lot of effort!) more than three times, then the relationship is done! Even if the penis on its own is damn good! But, and only then with such a said penis, will I give Jigga man another 3/4!

And that rarely happens!

So, what does that say to you about the penises that I date?

Not much!

But, let me tell you that when I was watching the four hour wedding bonanza episodes, that not only was it painful for me to watch, but I was raising my eyebrow every single time the Jigga (meaning Kris) spoke!

From afar it looked like I had the ticks!

So, all I have to say on the subject is…

Miss Kim, sometimes there are trials that God doesn’t deliver you from right away because He needs to use it to bring you to a higher level, a higher purpose. All He wants you to do is to learn to trust Him.

The only time God puts you in a place to grow are times were you are going to have to use faith.

And in the end you are going to be a stronger person, a better person, a clearer person, a person with a higher plan and a plan of action!

I just have to say one thing that although Ava called it waaay waaay long before I did, I think Scott did before any of us!

By, the way, Ava (who loves herself a whole lot of Scott, she thinks that he should come out with his own loafer line, cause she likes every single one he wears) loves this gif soo much!

Scott is a hit on Tumblr!

Okay,done.

Now I’ve reached my stop.

P.S.They say that God doesn’t speak directly to us any more; that it is hard to hear Him over our internal chatter.

Remember Possums, God speaks to us, we get an impulse and then we act on it.