Heartbroken, Lucresia Linton decided to turn to the internet. She believes that if God gives you lemons, then you must order your very rude child to make you a pitcher of lemonade and go find an audience elsewhere!
This is so what happened when my mother found out abut my blog!
Okay, About The Possums Thing
I received an email, that basically asked me who the hell are “Possums” I keep on referring to?
I assumed that it was from a person new to my blog.
I really thought long and hard about this.
Okay, more like for a minute, but in Lucresia Linton Time that’s really looong!
Then I Googled-Possums.
Ewwww.
They look like cuddly rats.
Then it took me another Lucresia Linton Minute to peel my eyes off the screen and collect my thoughts. And I was just wondering that I hope that no one feels offended, after 3 years of calling my friends, all of you- Possums.
They’re still furry.
And I like things that are furry.
And that I could pet.
Teehee.
Purina Nuggets-One Woman’s Story
Side Note: Purina Nuggets is one woman’s story. It sure as hell ain’t mine….
So, last night I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ???
So on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle’s butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer.
I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.
The Making of Pirelli Calendar 2012
Pirelli Calendar 2012
Photographer: Mario Sorrenti
Models: Kate Moss, Lara Stone, Malgosia Bela, Joan Smalls, Saskia de Brauw, Milla Jovovich, Guinevere Van Seenus, Isabeli Fontana, Rinko Kikuchi, Margareth Mad
Can I Just Say-Miss Lindsay Lohan For Playboy
I never ever doubted that the pictures would be less than stellar for Lindsay Lohan’s pictorial shoot for Playboy Magazine. I have watched my share of The Girls Next Door and know that Playboy is not only about the titties and the parties! I have watched how meticulous Mr. Hugh Hefner goes through countless of photographs until he gets the right one. Also, from the looks of things Playboy is known to have the best hair, make-up and photography that is available today.
I love that they used the reference to Tom Kelly’s famous “calendar photos” of Miss Monroe.
No one has ever done this before and if anyone was going to even try to pull it off, only Hef and Lindsay would!
I mean aren’t you tired of seeing the bed reference used so much (case in point my header for curves101.com)? When I took the above header I wanted to reference a photo where the subject was free with their sexuality and you have to admit that anything “Marilyn Monroe” does.
Today, Ava looks at Lindsay from a fan in still hopes for a comeback.
I look at Lindsay as a mother who wants the best for someone else’s child.
Some may call it naive.
I call it dreaming.
And sometimes Possums that’s all that we have.
Dreaming made Marilyn.
Dreaming may make-over Lindsay too.
Feast For the Eyes-Miss Karlie Kloss
As if Karlie Kloss’s risqué fashion shoot for Vogue Italia was not enough now there is a video showing the 19-year-old model behind the scenes. The “Body by Kloss” shoot was shot by none other than Steven Meisel. The former dancer’s athletic frame recently scored her one of the most lucrative contracts in the modelling industry-Victoria Secret. And as its newest angel, she should become an even bigger household name. The fashion show when aired a couple Tuesdays ago netted 10.3 million viewers.
Sex Is Like Pissing
Today would be the 125th birthday of artist Diego Rivera who died on November 24, 1957. I love him not only because he is the husband of my favourite artist, Frida Kahlo, but he came up with the above quote, “Sex is like Pissing! People take sex too seriously! ”
When I say this quote, the guy only catches the “sex” and the “pissing” part of the sentence. And because through all his excitement, gets himself ready to receive April Showers!
Anyway, Happy Birthday!