Possums, I ask you-why aren’t there more photos of men performing oral sex on a woman’s vagina?
Just a thought.
Isn’t it a double standard that when a woman gets caught in a photo licking a peckerwood she is looked down upon by society? But, when a man gets caught licking a coco, it is more like, “well done you!” So, since I am still haunted by those penis-in-the-cell-phone pictures.
Clearly!
I thought to myself-”why not give my male Possums a little help when they get that chance for their manhoods to shine.”
1. Use A Tongue-Say “Ahhh!” You don’t have to dig in, but you can put your tongue off to the right and give it an illusion of you putting it in the coco. But, please, please, puleeze, do not forget to floss and brush that tongue for any left-over residue! Nothing looks worse than something that looks like Thrush in photographs!
2. One Should Use Hair Gel- Why not take the opportunity to play out your fantasies of being a male model or acteur? The wet look 
was in the last time I checked out oral sex photos of women, if you know what I mean. You can slick back your hair 
and you can even douse up hers too. You could come off looking like a dapper Italian Count and she could come off looking like you had something to do with her looking all…well…wet!
3. One Should Use Props- One should not shy away from using props. And I am not talking about fingers! Show off that tongue ring, if you have one, or that gold tooth.
I guess!
I personally would use a potted plant.
And set it right in front of my face!
But, that’s just me.
You can choose to wear a bow tie to go with your new slicked hairdo Mr. Italian Count, but be forewarned, too much of the wrong thing may have you end up looking like a Chippendale dancer!
4. One Should Pout Out Those Lips-It is okay if there are more than four full lips in your photos.
Her two and your two.
Men, why not use chap stick (only on yours) to give them a softer look? A great thing to soften those babies up (again, your lips only) is to take a wet washcloth and scrub your lips before taking the pictures. But Possums, don’t scrub too hard.
You don’t want to look like she gave you something!
5. Androgyny Is In-Androgyny is always in! And if it could work in the fashion world, I don’t see why it can’t work in your bedroom too! Why not make like you are David Bowie? It can add more 
drama to the pictures. You can’t tell me that when Mr. Bowie brings out the old photo albums, that Miss Iman doesn’t raise an eyebrow or two.
Ain’t that right!
This is a time to experiment with your manhood. Why not take it a step further and put on some eye shadow? Better yet, why not have her draw a lightning bolt up the side of your face, then you can look like you had a stroke of 
genius or something! You can even put on some lipstick or a bit of lip gloss to go with that new slick hairstyle and that bow-tie. Whatever it takes to accessorize the coco and using everything you can, to bring about the best possible light. Shine, shine, shine equals wet, wet, wet, I always say!
Anyways, it won’t hurt.
It’s not like any of these pictures would ever come back to haunt you.
Right?
By the way, I came across this picture when I found the above Gucci ad. Possums, this is how I would do my vagina picture. Just like this Tom Ford ad that was banned.
No face.
No penis.
No oral sex.
Red nails.
Enough oil.
However, darker skinned.
A polished coco.
In other words-just moi!
The perfume bottle is optional, though.
But, of course!
Topless Photo of Pippa Middleton Emerges
wow!
Heartbroken, Lucresia Linton decided to turn to the internet. She believes that if God gives you lemons, then you must order your very rude child to make you a pitcher of lemonade and go find an audience elsewhere!
