The Sensational Miss Page

What do you get for the woman who has everything?
“Why not have her clone her vagina?” I say!
I mean people bronze shoes and show them off in their living room. How far away could turning a vagina into a memento be? Now, while I’d personally put this on my mantle, others may not. But, I still think it is a fantastic idea!
At least it gives me a new idea for nice parting gifts-”Dear, we have to break up. It not you, it’s me. But, cheer up. I want you to take my vagina and every time you get lonely just think of me…or use it, whatever!”
But, knowing many a woman out there, if I was going to give these out as gifts or for my man to use, wouldn’t I want to use someone’s else cuter looking vagina?
Are there vagina part models for hire?
“Get in the bathtub! Be together!”
Those were the orders given to Devendra Banhart and his girlfriend Rebecca Schwartz for today’s exclusive film, the director’s cut of a new campaign for eyewear company Oliver Peoples shot by photographer Lisa Eisner.
In homage to French New Wave classics like Godard’s Une Femme Mariée, Eisner was determined to cast a real-life couple with genuine chemistry, to create “infatuated cant-keep-your-hands-off-each-other moments.” Psych-folk polyglot Banhart and his set designer paramour happily obliged, their liaison unfolding on staircases and shag carpets in the Rainbow House, architect John Lautner’s 1961 Los Angeles masterpiece.
The Venezuelan-born Banhart’s Spanish serenade “Brindo” (from 2009′s What Will We Be; a new album is in the works) sets the mood for love, a topic he mused on when we rang him up in LA yesterday morning. “The last lyrics are ‘the only thing open right now is the hospital’—there’s something weirdly beguiling and beautiful about that. But the majority of the song is about: ‘I’m going to say a toast to this person who has given me a reason to drink joyfully.’ And she’s definitely that person,” he says of his girlfriend!
Oh, and by the way, you will love his music! Can’t stop humming and Ava can’t telling me to keep quiet!
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Review #1
After many months of persuading my new girlfriend to try anal sex, I finally invaded ‘Winky the Brown Eye’. She seemed to enjoy it better than expected and it seems she will be willing to do it again on occasions. However last night I had a surprise waiting for me as she wanted to try something ‘different’. She pulled back the covers and I saw a large purple dildo poking out between her thighs. I tried to act surprised and a little nervous, but it would have broken her bog old heart if she had known ladies had done this to me before.
Now my girl is a hefty woman, a BBW if you will. Don’t knock it till you try it. After getting ourselves in position, she mounted me and I could tell she was full of excitement and having the thrill of her life.
The dildo is extra long, but not as thick as others. I’m a little extra thick, and I am bigger around than this thing, so there was no ego problems. It slided in easily and anal sex was comfortable because it does not have a huge head that can sometimes be painful. I acheived orgasm rather quickly, faster than I expected. From my experiences, this strap on dildo is good for beginners because of the easy going shape. However you better be ready and probably habe an enema first if your partner wants to submerge this ALL the way into you. There is a lot of rubber to engulf and first timers may only want to take half of it.
Review #2
I’m a size 24/26 (women’s) and this fits and then some, even if you wear a size 30 this would fit totally fine! If you are smaller than a 20 this would be way too big for you. The straps are adjustable, even for a gal with a big belly/butt it works really well. The dong has a small head and is more slender than other dongs, really a good choice for beginners…the dong is semi-hard, not super rigid but not totally flacid either, somewhere in the middle—-the accessories that come with the strap-on set are a nice bonus:) Over all the price is great for everything you get.
If I bought one, I know I am going to have to buy a back brace to match!


















Heartbroken, Lucresia Linton decided to turn to the internet. She believes that if God gives you lemons, then you must order your very rude child to make you a pitcher of lemonade and go find an audience elsewhere!



