Lucresia Linton-(loo-cray-see ya lin-ton) Portuguese, Old English. blacka-bobbieliousnymphotic mammal. adj.lovely,delectable,inspiring,enlighting and engaging verb. to do it and to do it well, known fact-loves to be adored, and to serve, in that order. Example of name in a sentence (e.g. Lucresia Linton has horse thighs. Lucresia Linton will like to rule the world one day).

Favourite Films- The Godfather (I and II, but not III!!!), Notting Hill, Forrest Gump and my own home movies!

Heroes- God,Jesus,Abraham,my daughter Ava, Montel Williams, Russell Simmons, Tamara Mellon, Natalie Massenet, Queen Elizabeth II and Pamela Anderson (any woman who can serve animals AND bare her vagina is all right with me!)

I Recommend- to check out my life at lucresialinton.com

I’m Watching- myself play right now

My Holiday Destinations- my bed, the floor, the kitchen table…I mean…Cuba, Marrakesh, and Buenos Aires

My Party Tricks- honey my tricks aren’t for kids!

My Rider- on top! sometimes down below…what exactly do you mean by rider?

Guilty Pleasures- whip cream,Terrence Howard, 50 Cent in a pirate costume (you would have to try to picture this it is quite the sexy),lollyganging alone in bed,sometimes with an audience,strawberries in champagne,pedicures by a loved one,bikini wax under anaesthesia,manicures,trying on make-up in Sephora for hours on end, and listening to my music of course!!!!

I’m Reading- believe it or not the bible, and my bills …which I put in my bible in hopes that divine will intervene and make them disappear!! Also 101 positions for ..um…stuff…that will go a long way in life!!!

I Have Never-went horse back riding…well I HAVE been riding, but not on a horse. Though some may have considered that he was built like one. No, what I mean!

My Alter-Ego- Jessica Simpson.